When you pause Beastly on a Saturday night months ago, and resume months later… on a Saturday night. #itgetzworse
Oldest person at the bar. Seriously.
Gym—> burger + booze #itgetzworse
4th of July on a Wednesday… #itgetzworse
Is it me or does Tanning Mom look like Dina Lohan? #itgetzworse
There’s a John Hamm out there for everyone… Just kidding, there definitely is not. #itgetzworse
…for Amdana Bynes. At least her face really isn’t that fat, she’s just bloated from drinking. Phew!
Anyone else think Jessica Simpson is not pregnant at this point and maybe just really really fat?
Kelly Osboune is a bonified celebrity?You know what’s coming… #itgetzworse
When you take a bite of what you think is fennel in a salad and realize it’s raw onion. #itgetzworse
Is anyone reading this? ugh. #itgetzworse
Does anyone else hate Siri as much as I do? Stop inventing shit that sucks #itgetzworse
#itgetzworse because we all know he’s not moving on to me.