When you pause Beastly on a Saturday night months ago, and resume months later… on a Saturday night. #itgetzworse
October282012
October62012
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When you’re the last one dropped off in a cab (out of all you’re friends) and you’re stuck driving shotgun with the jamaican driver… For 52 blocks. #itgetzworse
August32012
Oldest person at the bar. Seriously.
August22012
Gym—> burger + booze #itgetzworse
July52012
4th of July on a Wednesday… #itgetzworse
May42012
Is it me or does Tanning Mom look like Dina Lohan? #itgetzworse
April272012
There’s a John Hamm out there for everyone… Just kidding, there definitely is not. #itgetzworse
4PM
It getz better…
…for Amdana Bynes. At least her face really isn’t that fat, she’s just bloated from drinking. Phew!
1PM
Anyone else think Jessica Simpson is not pregnant at this point and maybe just really really fat?
April262012
Kelly Osboune is a bonified celebrity?You know what’s coming… #itgetzworse
April232012
When you take a bite of what you think is fennel in a salad and realize it’s raw onion. #itgetzworse
April122012
Is anyone reading this? ugh. #itgetzworse
April102012
Does anyone else hate Siri as much as I do? Stop inventing shit that sucks #itgetzworse
2PM
At least I’m not…
Rick Santorum. Do I really need to say anything else? #itgetzworse
11AM
Adam Levine Gets Dumped by Anne Vyalitsyna
#itgetzworse because we all know he’s not moving on to me.
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