October282012

When you pause Beastly on a Saturday night months ago, and resume months later… on a Saturday night. #itgetzworse

October62012
“#” When you’re the last one dropped off in a cab (out of all you’re friends) and you’re stuck driving shotgun with the jamaican driver… For 52 blocks. #itgetzworse
August32012

Oldest person at the bar. Seriously.

August22012

Gym—> burger + booze #itgetzworse

July52012

4th of July on a Wednesday… #itgetzworse

May42012

Is it me or does Tanning Mom look like Dina Lohan? #itgetzworse

April272012

There’s a John Hamm out there for everyone… Just kidding, there definitely is not. #itgetzworse

4PM

It getz better…

…for Amdana Bynes. At least her face really isn’t that fat, she’s just bloated from drinking. Phew! 

1PM

Anyone else think Jessica Simpson is not pregnant at this point and maybe just really really fat?

April262012

Kelly Osboune is a bonified celebrity?You know what’s coming… #itgetzworse

April232012

When you take a bite of what you think is fennel in a salad and realize it’s raw onion. #itgetzworse

April122012

Is anyone reading this? ugh. #itgetzworse

April102012

Does anyone else hate Siri as much as I do? Stop inventing shit that sucks #itgetzworse

2PM

At least I’m not…

Rick Santorum. Do I really need to say anything else? #itgetzworse

11AM

Adam Levine Gets Dumped by Anne Vyalitsyna

#itgetzworse because we all know he’s not moving on to me.

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